Strategy Update

“Every month Visa and MasterCard call to compliment me … They tell my balance is OUTSTANDING!” ~Tom Cotter, Comedian

"Trying to predict inflation and interest rates is like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair – you might think you have a grip on it. Before you know it, it's slipped right through your fingers, leaving you wondering what just happened!"

“I used to think that if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the president or the pope or as a .400 baseball hitter. But now I would like to come back as the bond market. You can intimidate everybody.” James Carville

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing

“I’m glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes.  It’s really come in handy this parallelogram season.” — Sage Boggs